Y do religions insist on extremely stupid protocols ?

all ye sinners forgive urself first. Leave god alone...Y do religions insist on extremely stupid protocols ? The more strictly u stick 2 them and the more sensible a person ur the earlier u find ur ass blown up into a crater of approximately 1 mile in radius.Some realise that they have been shoving up something real explosive up their ass all the time, Few among them perish in agony, Some go in search of some other less explosive stuff to shove in. Few very ultimately meet GOD - the real purpose of all those stupid protocols or realise y they r really stupid.